Things That No Longer Work in my Apartment (A little TMI for your Monday):

1. One half of my (dual) plug-in burner

2. The light above the kitchenette

3. The light in my second room/ walk-in closet (so now 2/4 lights are burnt out)

4. The fan

5. My DVD player
6. The shower head (OK, barely works. Only sustains a small drizzle...)

And, most recently: 

7. The toilet. 

What am I going to do to fix it? 

The same thing I did with all the others. Nothing. Four more weeks, right? I think I can make it.

Keeping a bucket by the bathroom... 

(to force-flush).