1. I will become homeless.
2. If I use the toilet in the dark, bugs will attack my rear end (gracias, Honduras).
3. Someone will push me into an oncoming train / subway as I wait next to the tracks.
4. There are basement cockroaches waiting for me to step on them or snuggle between bedsheets (this one has basis in reality-- except I'm no longer in Honduras).
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